11th April 2013
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now just hold on a diddlydarn minute
28th November 2012
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Look who just waltzed in last night and bOUGHT HIS FUCKING CHEERIOS.
THAT’S A CVS THAT’S NOT EVEN A LEGIT GROCERY STORE MAN YOU’VE LOST IT R-MONEY YOU’VE LOST IT.
His left pant leg is longer than his right…
25th November 2012
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i think its so hilarious like 2 weeks ago mitt romney had bodyguards and police escorts and stuff and now he’s just like
14th November 2012
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A week after losing the presidential election to President Obama, Mitt Romney blamed his overwhelming electoral loss on what he said were big “gifts” that the president had bestowed on loyal Democratic constituencies — including young voters, African Americans and Hispanics.
In a conference call Wednesday afternoon with his national finance committee, Mr. Romney said that the president had followed the “old playbook” of wooing specific interest groups — “specially the African American community, the Hispanic community and young people,” Mr. Romney explained — with targeted gifts and initiatives.
Like I said on election night: one well-delivered concession speech does not undo the campaign Romney ran. This is who Romney really is: a rich asshole who truly believes the world owes him its eternal gratitude simply because he exists.
He would have won if it weren’t for those meddling kids and them minorities.
6th November 2012
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Brilliance from my husband; binders full of women referenced, of course.
23rd October 2012
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Finally, some specific numbers from Romney!
3rd October 2012
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just a casual reminder that mitt romney believes that rapists should have parental rights over children resulting from the rape they committed
there is literally no fucking reason for any of you to ever want this person to be in any kind of authority position
3rd October 2012
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this song has never served a better purpose OMG